Privacy Policy

Information Collection, Use, and Sharing

We are the sole owners of the information collected on this site. We only have collect personal information that you voluntarily give us via email or other direct contact from you.  We will not sell or rent this information to anyone, because we aren’t scumbags.

We will use your contact information to contact you. This allows us to respond more quickly than having to ask everybody on the planet if they are you.  We will not share your information with any third party outside of our organization other than as necessary to fulfill your request.

Unless you ask us not to, we may contact you via email in the future to tell you about specials, new products or services, or changes to this privacy policy.  You may opt out of any future contacts from us at any time by emailing us at


We take precautions to protect your information.  When you submit sensitive information via the website, it is encrypted and transmitted to us in a secure way.  Only employees or contractors who need the information to perform a specific job (e.g. billing, customer service, or marketing) are granted access to personally identifiable information.  The computers/servers on which we store personally identifiable information are kept in a secure environment.


Our privacy policy may change from time to time and all updates will be posted on this page.  If you feel that we are not abiding by this privacy policy, email us at


We request contact and financial information from you on our order form.  This information is used for billing purposes and to fill your orders.  If we have trouble processing an order, we'll use this information to contact you.  We also use math to solve math problems. 


We use cookies on this site.  A cookie is a piece of data stored on a . . . Do you know about Google yet?  It is a different website, and quite useful for occasions such as this.  Here, click thisWikipedia is also a treasure trove of information; it is like an encyclopedia for people younger than 84.  Usage of a cookie is in no way linked to any personally identifiable information on our site.

We use an outside shipping company to ship orders, and a credit card processing company to bill customers for goods and services.  This is because we are not a shipping company or a credit card company.  These companies are not supposed to retain, share, store or use personally identifiable information for any secondary purposes beyond filling your order.  It is likely that the NSA will record the details of your order, but we can't do anything about that.  


This web site contains links to other websites.  If you died and were cryogenically preserved prior to 1995, please be aware that we are not responsible for the content or privacy practices of other sites.  If you just found out about the internet, understand that when you leave our site and go to another site, you will no longer be at our site.  We encourage you to read the privacy policy of the next site you visit.  Have fun.    

Surveys and Contests

We might request information via surveys or contests.  Participation in these surveys or contests is completely voluntary, which means you may choose whether or not to participate and therefore disclose this information.  

Information requested may include and demographic information.  Contact information will be used to notify the winners and award prizes.  Survey information will be used for purposes of monitoring the use and satisfaction of this site, but mostly to improve our marketing tactics and get a better return on our ad spend.